From the Virginia Right NEWS department:
It is reported that VR blogger and Trump supporter Sandy Sanders actually took a YEAR of Russian in high school in the mid 70s. This subversive educational choice was at Wurzburg American HS in then West Germany. He even tried to visit the USSR with a group of fellow students but he had the wrong kind of US passport and could not go.
And it gets worse:
Sanders was reported in 2006 in Ukraine on a missions trip to have been READING Cyrillic signs from the road (partly to show off for the admittedly attractive teenage translator he was assigned for the missions trip!); her response was something to the effect: Wow you know Russian! Sanders even knew what an Order of Lenin was.
“And over there, on the wall of the former steel plant, is a Red Banner of Labour,” the future blogger and Trump supporter told the group. There were also several exciting World War II (Sanders even called it by the Soviet name: The Great Patriotic War!) memorials with red flags and hammer and sickle designs. His fellow missions team members called him “Red Sandy”!
It is nefarious! Outrageous! Maybe we need a special counsel to find out: How much Russian does Sandy the blogger know? Why does a Trump supporter get a nickname like Red Sandy? Who knew what when?
It is finally reported that Sanders can even…
“…count one, two, three in Russian (That is: один, два, три) and also try to say the name of the Soviet Union in the language.”
Perhaps the Senate Democrats ought to check out this development – Trump-supporting bloggers who SPEAK Russian!
PS: All this about Sanders is true by the way. We are not purveyors of fake news at Virginia Right, we leave that for the experts.