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Al Gore Cancels $1,200 Per Handshake Event In Copenhagen

Al's in trouble!

Al's in trouble!


Apparently, Chicken Little-In-Chief Al Gore was planning a “Shake My Hand For $1,200” sideshow at the farcical Climate Summit in Copenhagen. The Climategate disclosures caused Gore to rethink his strategy. Now that he has been exposed as a fraud, he’ll never get that kind of money for a handshake – even a really warm one.

I do have a suggestion for Albert. My Uncle Bill was a great guy. I loved to hang out with him. He would be in the middle of a sentence and if he saw a kid, he would always say “Pull my finger”.

We tried to warn them, but pull it they would.

And of course, Uncle Bill would slice the air with a roaring rendition staring last nights beans and beer. Yep. A big old Hillbilly fart, right out there for the world to hear.

Heck, I’d pay Gore $5 to pull his finger.

But most people don’t have such a vivid and wonderful memory of my Uncle Bill. Gore probably couldn’t get a dollar from most folks.

But, who knows. People have been listening to Gore’s crap for years.

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog.Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

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