Apparently, Chicken Little-In-Chief Al Gore was planning a “Shake My Hand For $1,200” sideshow at the farcical Climate Summit in Copenhagen. The Climategate disclosures caused Gore to rethink his strategy. Now that he has been exposed as a fraud, he’ll never get that kind of money for a handshake – even a really warm one.

I do have a suggestion for Albert. My Uncle Bill was a great guy. I loved to hang out with him. He would be in the middle of a sentence and if he saw a kid, he would always say “Pull my finger”.

We tried to warn them, but pull it they would.

And of course, Uncle Bill would slice the air with a roaring rendition staring last nights beans and beer. Yep. A big old Hillbilly fart, right out there for the world to hear.

Heck, I’d pay Gore $5 to pull his finger.

But most people don’t have such a vivid and wonderful memory of my Uncle Bill. Gore probably couldn’t get a dollar from most folks.

But, who knows. People have been listening to Gore’s crap for years.