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Obama Considers Banning Snowboarding as Torture

Is Snowboarding a form of torture?

Is Snowboarding a form of torture?

Since waterboarding is now torture, we knew it was just a matter of time before the left wing kooks in the Obama administration went after snowboarding.

“It must be torture, right?” said an anonymous high ranking official. “Snow is both colder and harder than plain water. And the frostbite issue propels this even beyond waterboarding. Now that Global Warming has reached it’s ice age phase, we must act quickly.”

The warnings were there people. All of our liberties are under attack. Can skateboarding be far behind?

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

5 Responses to “Obama Considers Banning Snowboarding as Torture”

  1. Cargosquid says:

    I used to waterboard all the time while living on the Gulf Coast. My mom always thought that I would break a leg skimming along on those little flat boards.

  2. Tom White says:

    Has waterboarding damaged you psychologically?

  3. Cargosquid says:


    Yes. Yes it has. I can barely restrain myself from running into the surf whenever I’m a the beach. I am unable to keep myself from submerging myself into the salt water at any given chance….

    Women in bikinis are a terrible distraction. I cannot keep my eyes away from the beaches.

    Plywood brings back memories of flying through the air, crashes into the hard, packed sand…

    ooohhhh, make it stop…..summer…..waves…….warmth……..

    I need to apply for the appropriate government health care. I think only a house on a beach will assuage my pain….

  4. Amir says:

    I have never waterboarded nor snowboarded, but I have experienced skiing. This was something I was not aware about but definitely sounds extreme.

  5. I don’t have any idea about snowboarding because I never snowboarding yet. Is it really dangerous for us?


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