Since waterboarding is now torture, we knew it was just a matter of time before the left wing kooks in the Obama administration went after snowboarding.
“It must be torture, right?” said an anonymous high ranking official. “Snow is both colder and harder than plain water. And the frostbite issue propels this even beyond waterboarding. Now that Global Warming has reached it’s ice age phase, we must act quickly.”
The warnings were there people. All of our liberties are under attack. Can skateboarding be far behind?