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Obama Seeks Jobs Advice From Al Sharpton

Rev. Al Sharptop to help with jobs?

Rev. Al Sharptop to help with jobs?

Al Sharpton? Are you kidding? Has he ever even held a real job?

I could just imagine that conversation.

President Obama: Welcome Reverend Sharpton. Please have a seat.

Reverend Al: Thank you. Good to see you again. I have a couple of ideas to run by you, and I think they will get America working again.

President Obama: Cool. I could use some help. Things have been going, well, not exactly as planned.

Reverend Al: You got that right.

President Obama: (Dirty look)

Reverend Al: My first idea is pretty simple. We simply redefine welfare as a job. Millions of people will then be employed, and they will all be at least as productive as you and I are. And we could knock that nasty unemployment number down to nothing. Hell, Matthews and Olbermann will run hour long specials, and them big mouth Bee-atches on The View will have you on at least once a week. And if we also add in unemployment as a job, we will need to import people from, say, Haiti, to “fill” the positions.

President Obama: Interesting, but Limbaugh, Fox and those damn Teabaggers would see right through that. Besides, I have already created or saved lots of jobs.

Reverend Al: Sorry to put a damper on that, but do you really thing you should count saved Acorn jobs?

President Obama: Ok. That’s not funny. What else you got?

Reverend Al: Ok. Here’s an employment idea that has actually worked. You find some poor ghetto girl that is late for supper, smear her with dog crap ….

President Obama: Guards! The “Reverend” is finished here. Please escort him out…

Reverend Al: But, but, but …

President Obama: And call Michelle. Somebody needs to put Al here on a diet.

President Obama: (To his secretary) Get me Olbermann and Matthews. I have an idea….

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

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