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I Voted Democrat Because…

H/T to Heather

I voted Democrat, because
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn’t.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat, because
Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat, because
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they are doing, because they now think we are good people.

I voted Democrat, because
I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
I don’t start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat, because
I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat, because
I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I voted Democrat, because
I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
past the voters.

I voted Democrat, because
My head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

3 Responses to “I Voted Democrat Because…”

  1. Kilo says:

    Thanks for sharing that! Laughed till my sides hurt

  2. dirtyshirt says:

    Pretty big website for one author. I must say I’m impressed with your productivity. I wonder if Joseph Goebbels was as productive? But perhaps we should measure productivity in terms of the actual injury to the truth; in such a case, we’d have to give Goebbels the nod, as he had twelve years. But who knows where you will be in ten years, eh?

  3. Tom White says:

    Actually, I am the antithesis of Herr Goebbels. You might want to talk to someone in the Obama administration. Socialists, Nazi’s, Communists, Fascists, all. Pretty much an amalgamated melting pot of the anti-freedom left.

    It is my civic duty to expose them.

    But these items were not my work. I simply passed it on.

    Which of these items particularly got under your skin? All of them, or just one. I think they were pretty much spot on.

    Please feel free to check out my 8 simple rules Liberals use for arguments. They are my work. You will find them amusing I bet.


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Tom White Says:

Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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