Apparently the Terry McAuliffe Campaign is in the midst of a crisis concerning his failure to release his Tax Returns (especially after every Democrat and left wing media outlet in the nation pummeled Mitt Romney for his returns).
With most of Virginia searching for the elusive McAuliffe Tax Returns, I have the location where the returns can be found.
I have an informant I will call “shallow throat” (Ok. Deep Throat was taken, give me a break) that knows exactly where Terry McAuliffe hid his tax returns for the last 10 years.
According to my confidential informant, Terry put the returns in the back seat of one of his GreenTech Electric Cars. But since no one has ever seen a single electric car actually produced by McAuliffe’s (now former) company, the exact location of a McAuliffe-made car is still a mystery. And there may not actually be a back seat, but that’s how Terry rolls!
STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS DEVELOPING STORY!
On a related note, a McAuliffe insider told me on condition of anonymity that the McAuliffe Campaign is moving it’s focus away from Green jobs created by Terry (which didn’t quite pan out) to the massive jobs created searching for McAuliffe’s tax returns.
The campaign believes there must be at least a million jobs created or saved in addition to the ones they just flat made up.
Too bad the Late Night Talk Shows refuse to make jokes about Liberals. They might actually be funny if they did.