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Denver Terror Suspect Admits Al Qaeda Involvement

A suspect apprehended in Denver admitted Al Qaeda ties, which means the poor, misunderstood fellow wanted to kill Americans.

The Obama Administration took steps to deal harshly with this incident to set an example for anyone else thinking of becoming involved in such an incident.

The FBI and CIA operatives that arrested the potential terrorist were ordered held without bond, and without pay. The suspect was given a $10 million bailout and a free Ipod complete with ALL of President Obama’s speeches.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi ordered immediate hearings into allegations of Snow Boarding.

“This was all set in motion by Ronald Reagan” Pelosi exclaimed. “I saw this Snow Boarding back in San Francisco years ago. The chance for permanent injury makes this type of torture unacceptable”.

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

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Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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