A suspect apprehended in Denver admitted Al Qaeda ties, which means the poor, misunderstood fellow wanted to kill Americans.
The Obama Administration took steps to deal harshly with this incident to set an example for anyone else thinking of becoming involved in such an incident.
The FBI and CIA operatives that arrested the potential terrorist were ordered held without bond, and without pay. The suspect was given a $10 million bailout and a free Ipod complete with ALL of President Obama’s speeches.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi ordered immediate hearings into allegations of Snow Boarding.
“This was all set in motion by Ronald Reagan” Pelosi exclaimed. “I saw this Snow Boarding back in San Francisco years ago. The chance for permanent injury makes this type of torture unacceptable”.