As avid Science Fiction fans, we can’t help but notice the intergalactic qualities of Nancy Pelosi.
Her planet of origin is certainly questionable. The left wing liberal rants of Pelosi are something only those left of left could appreciate. It has been suggested that Pelosi has had a screw installed in the back of her head to aid in the skin stretching disfigurement she believes makes her look so good!
It is hard to understand the vanity and ego that goes into a decision to have such alterations done intentionally. Had Bush performed these procedures on the Guantanamo Bay detainees, even this blog would find this to be sufficient reason to hold torture trials. How anyone would do this of their own free will is unfathomable.
It is impossible for any fan of the great British cult sci-fi show Doctor Who not to be reminded of Cassandra whenever they gaze upon the likeness of Pelosi. Cassandra spent years and years “perfecting” her beauty using surgery. Wiki describes Cassandra:
According to Cassandra, her parents were the last to be buried “in its soil”. She had been born a male on Earth and lived on the edge of the “Los Angeles Crevasse”. Married several times, her life had been extended through a series of 708 plastic surgery operations, until she was nothing but a piece of skin stretched onto a frame, with eyes and a mouth, connected to a brain in a designer jar filled with a preserving solution below. The skin had to be constantly moisturized to keep it from drying out. As the rest of the human race had long since either interbred with other intelligent species or altered themselves to the point even they don’t call themselves human anymore (references are made to ‘New Humans’, ‘Proto-humans’ and ‘Digi-humans’), Cassandra considered herself the last “pure” human, and all others as ‘mongrels’. Rose Tyler characterized her as a “bitchy trampoline” and referred to her as “Michael Jackson”.
As soon as the voters are fortunate enough to force Pelosi into retirement, I would expect the Brits to ring her up and reprise the Cassandra role for a few more seasons. They will save a ton of British Pounds on the special effects using Pelosi.
Aliens can be scary!