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Why There Are No Jobs In America

Thanks to Rachal M. for the early laugh this morning.

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.

While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )

Was perking, he shaved with his Electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a Dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

Designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE )

And Tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new Electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA )

He sat down with his Calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO )

To see how much he could spend today.

After setting his Watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )

To the radio

(MADE IN INDIA )

He got in his car

(MADE IN GERMANY )

Filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )

And continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day

Checking his Computer

(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL ),

Poured himself a glass of Wine

(MADE IN FRANCE )

And turned on his TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

And then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in AMERICA

AND NOW HE’S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

(MADE IN KENYA)

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog.Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

2 Responses to “Why There Are No Jobs In America”

  1. You can thank "W" Bush for the last great push toward "outsourcing" to offshore companies. However both national parties have screwed the American worker by pushing the "global economy" and free trade with countries such as Communist China.

    We need a new political party that will step up for the American worker, for those who still believe in Constitutional government and who also believe in a tolerant society.

  2. You can thank "W" Bush for the last great push toward "outsourcing" to offshore companies. However both national parties have screwed the American worker by pushing the "global economy" and free trade with countries such as Communist China.

    We need a new political party that will step up for the American worker, for those who still believe in Constitutional government and who also believe in a tolerant society.

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