Godfather Politics posted the 40 things you must believe in to be a Democrat. These are pretty good!
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear
weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean Communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more affected by human activity than by scientifically documented cyclical changes in the earth’s climate. Public policy should be based on “An Inconvenient Truth.”
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, and that being homosexual is natural and normal.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS was invented originally by the government to destroy minorities and is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex and alternative lifestyles.
9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but environmental activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.