dearest good friend:

my client, an international sport concern, had it’s passport stolen and is in desparate need of funds to properly maintain it’s good standing. please deposit USD 22.000.000.000 in account no. 4938924 at Geneva Bank in Geneva Switzerland. as soon as we receive the funds you will be gratefully repayed with a modern ice rink a new downhill ski slope and you will most certainly recoop your investment by 2022.

sincerely yours

jacques rogge esq

I laughed so hard I almost cried!

It’s too bad it’s the Winter Olympics.  There’s less sports imperialism at the Winter Games.  My suggestion still stands:  The Republic of South Africa and Botswana together.   Africa’s first Winter Olympics.  Botswana can help with the curling.