For nearly four years, we have allowed you to live in our house, provided you with transportation and food on your table. We have protected you and even allowed you to take a second job, which we knew may interfere with your duties we pay you to do.
In return, our state highways resemble the Baghdad Airport after we bombed it to prevent Saddam’s jets from joining the fight. We never see you anymore, unless you are with your BFF Barry. You spent a million of our tax dollars to take people to your friend’s inauguration, and then laid off teachers to pay for it all. Still we let you have your fun.
Now that we hear that you have run the state’s finances in the ground, we have a few questions for you. For one, we would like to know how much (if any) money it has cost Virginians for you to perform your second job. It really is not fair, after all we have done for you, to waste our hard earned money.
I am very concerned, but it looks like you are hiding something. Otherwise, why not just come clean, Timmy?