Since I am trying out (according to one of my basket full of wonderful readers) for the Judson Welliver Society (and I would be thrilled and honored to write speeches for President Trump or President Johnson) I herewith suggest what Mr. Trump should do in the next debate, by subject matter:
Any subject involving women: Say something like this – It has been an article of faith in Secretary Clinton’s campaign that I hate and mistreat women. Well, Secretary Clinton might find this interesting:
(Show the magazine cover from the 70s showing a young Trump with women constructions workers on his left and right)
I was one of the first in the construction industry to give women what they deserve: A fair chance. Even on the Clinton News Network-
I am sure, amid illegal laughter, that this will not pass without a comment: The What?
CNN – the Clinton News Network – now they did a hit piece on me a few weeks ago and they find one of the women I hired years ago and she did not like me for some reason but she had to admit – we treated her just like one of the guys – exactly what should happen!
Then bait her with this:
Didn’t Governor Pence do great the other day in Virginia? If Lord forbid something happened to me like I choked on a Big Mac, Governor Pence would be a great President.
Now if Secretary Clinton says: Yes and Governor Pence wants to take women and gays back to the Nineteenth Century – he’s against reproductive and for discrimination against gays, etc. Mr. Trump should say this:
Now this is why you should not vote for Secretary Clinton: She would appoint justices to the Supreme Court who favor abortion, are against gun rights – I’ll probably get nine million Pinocchios for this but she will appoint justices who will deny individuals their gun rights. And who will take away free speech in politics. And restrict religious liberty. And I can only say they can throw all nine million Pinocchios to that hot place where I am told you go if you say “Two Corinthians” again!
Illegal laughter again…
I say to Secretary Clinton – name your potential appointments to SCOTUS. I did. Tell the American people who you like for the Supreme Court.
Let’s turn to taxes:
I will not disclose my tax returns until Secretary Clinton discloses the 33,000 emails and the speeches to Goldman Sachs!
More illegal laughter and cheering! If Clinton says something like “Ask Vladimir Putin – he’s your friend and you suggested he interfere in the election…” Trump should lower the boom:
I asked President Putin and he said he doesn’t have ’em! (Illegal laughter) But let’s stop these unproven allegations about Russia and they are dangerous in light of laws to punish individual Russians and Russian companies for human rights violations. Do you support the Magnitsky Act, Secretary Clinton?
Then in the closing – bore in on the point:
Secretary Clinton wants you to focus on shiny objects like beauty queens and name-calling to distract from her record, her failure of accomplishment and her character. But we need to focus on the issues. So I ask Americans of all kinds – Millennials, baby boomers, generation Xers, and others I left out ought to ask one thing: Are you better off then 8 years ago? And if not, vote for me to help make America Great Again.
Game, set and match to Trump! Now if we can only win the Ryder Cup…