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New Climate Change Consensus

Al, Tipper and Al III Gore at Climate Change Convention

Al, Tipper and Al III Gore at Climate Change Convention

As the world looks into the fraud and deceit that was attempted to be thrust on the world by a handful of greedy scientists looking for their next grant, we are happy to report that a new and growing group has decided to join the dwindling consensus.

The Climate Change group welcomes the Cave Dwelling Terrorist’s Network to the true believers of climate change.

The groups leader, Usama Bin Laden, said today

“We now realize that the agenda of the IPCC and Climate Change activists are very much in line with ours. The total destruction of the United States will be accomplished far faster with the Cap and Trade legislation than with one million jumbo jets.”

In exchange for their addition to the “consensus” on Climate Change, Al Gore has agreed to wear a burka from now on.

Gore said “A burka is a small concession when you consider the significance of the Nation of Cave Dwellers endorsement of our project. And I will save a fortune in hair pieces. It is ironic how close we have been to the same goal all along and never realized it. You know, I invented the burka. My bad rugs and their magic carpets will make quite a team.”

Climate-gate central fraudmaster was reportedly moving additional temperature collection stations closer to the equator and was not available for comment.

In a related development, President Obama pledged his commitment to the groups, but there is quite a bit of argument surrounding whether Obama will hurt or help the cause.

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

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