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The Party of Dumb? Or Dumber?

So it is 2014, and the country is experiencing its most anemic recovery from a brutal recession in its’ history. Our health care system has been thrown into chaos by the ACA. Unemployment amongst minorities and young people are high. The economy is not expanding faster than the population. The current administration has used the Justice Department to spy on journalists, the NSA to spy on Americans, the IRS to silence opposition groups, and the Justice Department to run illegal drug smuggling in and out of Mexico, while refusing to use the military to protect an American Diplomat and his staff in Benghazi.

I think it is pretty obvious what an opposition party should run on. With such an awful economy, the FIRST and MOST IMPORTANT order of business is to legalize 12 to 14 million illegal immigrants. With health care a disaster, we should approach the current administrations health care system with a soft touch, a desire to tweak it ever so slightly over the next 10 to 340 years, but certainly not repeal it. Do NOT call for special congressional investigations of Executive spying on citizens and journalists, or IRS meddling in “free elections”, or presidential inaction on the slaughtering US personnel overseas by Islamic Extremists.

Right? I mean how could you lose? This is a winning strategy.

The Republican Establishment and the RNC are warring with one another to see which is dumb and which is dumber. Right now, I don’t know, we could let them flip a coin, but the dichotomy of “heads” and “tails” could cause them some issues.

So, as usual, it will be up to the Conservatives, Constitutionalists, and Libertarians in America to overwhelm our intellectually deficient (or morally malicious) establishments with phone calls and emails and pointed questions when they come home to their States and Districts. I know Boehner and Cantor and McCain and Graham are doing everything in their power to destroy the Republican Party (primarily through legalizing 14 million Democrats who primarily live in Red States). Idiots. But, every time they try this Amnesty thing, whether under Clinton, or Bush, or Obama, the American People have always put a stop to it. I suggest we go a bit further. I suggest that we suggest a new Republican Strategy in 2014. We’ll make it simple so that people like Eric Cantor can understand it. We’ll use small words so that Johnny “I’ll have another Whiskey” Boehner won’t slur them in front of the media. Are you ready?

  1. No Amnesty. Enforce the law.
  2. Repeal Obamacare.
  3. OK the Keystone Pipeline.
  4. Pass a Balanced Budget Amendment and begin reducing the current debt.
  5. Abolish the IRS: Institute Fair Tax or Flat Tax. (Audit Fed).
  6. Abolish EPA: Turn EPA function over to the States.  (btw: most states already have their own environmental protection agencies).
  7. Get Donald Sterling out of the NBA!

That’s it.  A 7 point plan to restore America, reduce regulation and corruption. But this is too hard for Johnny Boehner and his minions of loyal Chamber of Commerce cattle. Cantor? McCarthy? Cathy McMorris Rodgers? You guys are nuts. It’s time to let the adults take over.

About Steven Brodie Tucker

Graduated with a degree in Philosophy from Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University. Also studied economics and political science at George Mason.

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Tom White Says:

Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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