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Coakley Curse – Red Sox and Patriot Fans Risk 100 Year Curse of the Obama

The Coakley Curse of the Obama will dwarf the old curse.

The Coakley Curse of the Obama will dwarf the old curse.

Vote for Martha Coakley in Massachusetts today and the Coakley “Curse of the Obama” will make the Curse of the Bambino look like a minor slump.

Just look at the similarities. Obama and Bambino. Practically an anagram.

Coakley dissed Curt Schilling by calling him a Yankee’s fan. Schilling’s part in ending the curse is not in question. There is not a BoSox fan who does not remember the bloody sock.

After such an effort, for snooty, rich Maa-tha to call him a Yankee fan ripped a hole in the very fabric of time and space. The old Curse has grown and will surely visit the frustration of mediocrity upon Boston Sports for a century.

The Red Sox will be the perennial cellar dwellers. The Yankees will prosper.

The Jets will dominate the AFC East. Brady will be traded, Belichick will retire.

Taxes will rise – in a state already known as Tax-achusetts.

Pennants and playoffs will be history for every living sports fan in New England.

Or you could simply vote for Scott Brown and enjoy year after year of continued successes at Fenway and Gillette.

The beer will be colder and the Chowder more flavorful. The Green Monster will simply be another fence for the Red Sox, yet a larger monster to opponents.

A vote for Brown will repair the rip in time and space and avoid the Coakley “Curse of the Obama” from being visited upon the descendants of the original Tea Party.

It is no coincidence that the Patriots were defeated by the Ravens. This is what is in store for you should Coakley win.

Don’t take the chance. Vote for Scott Brown.

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

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Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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