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Did You Hear the One About Eric Cantor and Barack Obama at the Grocery Store?

I know, right?

Cantor and Obama in a grocery store. Absurd. They have people for that. But here goes:

Eric Cantor and Barack Obama went to the grocery store. Eric grabbed a cart and put Barack in the child’s seat. They made the circuit of the store picking up the items Eric wanted. Then they headed to the checkout line.

While waiting in line Barack started grabbing the candy and screaming “I want candy. I want candy.”

Eric said, “No! Barack. This is not good for you. So be quiet.”

Barack grabbed more candy and cried even louder, “I want candy or I will wet my pants!”

Again Eric said no!

By now, a crowd had gathered. Eric continued to stand firm on the refusal to give Barack the candy. The people smiled and were comforted that Eric would not allow Barack to have something that was bad for him. And they smiled and walked away, confident that Eric was doing the right thing.

As they turned to walk away, Eric picked their pockets and gave Barack all the money to buy all the candy he wanted.

And then Eric went home and posted about his parenting skills and asking you to send money so he can continue as Barack’s parent. Because people can trust him to make sure Barack doesn’t do things that are bad for him.

Moral of the story?

Never turn your back on Eric Cantor or he will pick your pocket.

Moral II?

Eric Cantor always gives Barack Obama what he wants.

So are you still planning to write Eric Cantor a check?

Well, I’ll let Fred Sanford tell you what you are:



About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

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