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Helicopter Mom

[youtube][/youtube] [youtube][/youtube] Obama petitions to be America’s newest and most dangerous “helicopter mom” mentor. I was born in 1979, which means I’m neither young, nor old; I don’t have kids and my parents are great. (I state this to say the following:) First, Mr. President, I don’t believe you walk your own dogs. Second, why aren’t photographers and media allowed to go to China with your wife? Third, seriously, why have you essentially blocked the media from covering your family? Four, Mr. President, you wouldn’t notice that your children didn’t have time for you, if you didn’t have so much free time yourself. Five, Barrack and Michele are bluffing, tattoo away. Six, Mr. President, men don’t shop at the GAP for their daughters. Do you know why? Because they will have to spend a fortune on taking the clothes back, getting store credit, and getting what they really want. Now, nagging mommies to nag their kids does make you the Helicopter Mom in Chief. Congratulations. STOP HARASSING OUR MOMS! HealthCare.Gov works, except that they have no idea who has actually signed up, who has paid, and who is current. Idiot. Mothers: I’m sure you love you kids. Please, scour the internet for information on the horror stories related to policies associated with Obama Care.  And why is the President of the United States of America hocking insurance policies on Ellen? Isn’t that kind of beneath the President? Lastly, Mr. President, if you think that the people running our military, our foreign policy, our Justice Department, our Congress, our national security, eduction, etc, etc, etc… are boring, then why should I TRUST YOU TO BE INTERESTED IN ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH MY LIFE. You are a non-leader. A socialist salesman for corrupt socialists oligarchs. You are an embarrassing epithet for leadership in America. I never voted for you and I’ll never vote for your party again, but why don’t you stop hocking dangerous insurance policies and start paying attention to the world, or our economy, or, well, anything? Oh Forget It! Mr. President, just tell us about your golf game. What’s your handicap? I give up.

About Steven Brodie Tucker

Graduated with a degree in Philosophy from Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University. Also studied economics and political science at George Mason.

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Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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