Help Wanted: National Intelligence Director
Immediate Opening:
The Obama Administration has an immediate hire position available for a National Intelligence Director. While this is technically a national security position charged with keeping Americans safe, the major duties now include agreeing with all intelligence positions of the President, yet taking the blame for any and all failures caused by these policies. In addition, any criticism of the President’s intelligence policies by the press will immediately be blamed on the successful candidate. All successes must be credited to President Obama.
The successful candidate will be able to multi-task. By that we mean talking out of both sides of your mouth while kissing the President’s ass.
Previous intelligence experience not required. In fact, this will be considered a negative.
GLBT persons strongly encouraged to apply. Equal Opportunity Employer (unless you are a white guy).
Previous unpaid taxes a plus, as are arrests for radical leftist protests.
Please send current photo in a softball uniform. We already have your resume, no matter who you are.
The ideal candidate will be a foreign borne (preferably Middle Eastern) lesbian with a Muslim sounding name with the ability to quote Saul Alinsky in pressure situations. Candidates possessing an ability to blame Bush strongly preferred.
Neat personal grooming mandatory. Mustaches are not permitted to extend below the upper lip and hair must be closely cropped at all times for females. Males are not permitted to grow facial hair.
We look forward to blaming you!
About Tom White
Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.
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