The Humble Libertarian has a great picture of his (The HL is Wes Messamore) dressed in 2007 as the Constitution, planked by several attractive young ladies! Here it is!
Now, because he’s the Humble Libertarian, he’s not exalting himself – no way – but he has a suggestion for that somewhat nerdy single guy to attract more romantic attention!
Pictured above, I actually dressed as the U.S. Constitution for Halloween and went around knocking on doors during trick-or-treating hours to hand out campaign literature for Ron Paul’s presidential bid. It was really nerdy. And if you’ll notice, the ladies love nerdy. Take note, libertarian men!
If I had known that back in B.C.E. when I was single – dress up as the Constitution and hand out RP literature, I’d get the girl – I’d done it ! (I was single when he FIRST ran as a Libertarian!) The only time I did well with the gals, until I met the beautiful woman I am happily married to since 1993, was to run for office! I had dates like crazy UNTIL I lost the election. But the best way to find a mate is to know Christ and to find a solid believing girl and pray, pray, pray!
About Elwood Sanders
Elwood "Sandy" Sanders is a Hanover attorney who is an Appellate Procedure Consultant for Lantagne Legal Printing and has written ten scholarly legal articles. Sandy was also Virginia's first Appellate Defender and also helped bring curling in VA! (None of these titles imply any endorsement of Sanders’ views)
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