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Obama Officially More Toxic Than Bush to Elections

Obama Unable to Pick a Winner

Obama Unable to Pick a Winner

This election marks the beginning of the fall of Obama’s superpowers. The tarnish has come off and the ugly underbelly is exposed for all to see. Even while trying to avoid the label of “kiss of death” campaigner, it is now an undeniable fact.

Obama even said he loved Specter. This just goes to show why rebound romances are a bad idea. Obama’s love simply left Specter with a broken heart, and unemployed.

Blanch Lincoln knew the toxicity of Obama love. She begged him to keep away, her lips were hers alone.

But Obama has now left a trail of tears along the campaign trail. Virginia Gubernatorial wannabe Creigh Deeds gladly accepted Obama’s help and is now a broken man, sent back to exile in the Virginia Senate.

Jon Corzine, bless his heart, held hands with the President and despite numerous PDA’s (Public Displays of Affection), is now home alone with only his memories. Even Creigh Deeds refuses to take his calls.

And the most sure thing of all sure things was the Teddy Kennedy seat. Obama worked really hard for the first male-female display of his elective prowess and came up impotent for Martha Coakley. It was claimed by insiders that it took an inter-casket infusion of almost two gallons of Vodka to quiet the rolling in his grave Teddy Kennedy.

The last thing Obama needed was another loss in the long and growing string of campaign failures caused by Obama’s appearances. Obama even sent Joe Biden in to divert the blame of another Presidential loser to no avail.

Which leaves the Democrats and the White House in quite a quandary. The “sure thing” candidates are the only ones Obama is likely to support, but they will want to distance themselves from the Presidential Albatross, and, like Lincoln, will ask him to stay away.

Then there are the Democrats in serious trouble. These guys have nothing to lose, so they will beg for Obama’s support. Only Obama will not want to further tarnish his electoral reputation by supporting losers.

Perhaps he should just campaign for Barney Frank. Or any Democrat running unopposed. But even this could backfire.

Remember when Republicans were running away from George W. Bush? It is something like that, only worse with Obama.

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

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Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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