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Ode to the Hanover Republican Women’s Club

Ladies, listen up.

Your little club is supposed to promote and augment the standing of Republicans in the County. And I know you all enjoy dressing up and sipping some wine and rubbing elbows with your idols, Republican elected people.

But I know your mission is nothing more than see and be seen. Dressed in your finery, nobbing hobs with your girdled girlfriends in the hope that someone will see you and make you feel important. Not important in your own right, but elevated to a higher level simply by others seeing you talking to someone important. You stroke egos and expect yours stroked in return.

And the Sisterhood of the Pretentious Princesses marches on, hoping against hope that the snubs of High School are nothing more than a distant memory, fading fast like that last sip of Chablis that is now resting precariously in your empty stomach. You wish you had eaten something.

And the small talk takes hold while your eyes scan the room like the spy from the romance novel you are reading, ever watchful for a better opportunity for elbow rubbing with a more interesting, more politically elevated individual than your current ear candy.

Wishing. Ever wishing for someone important to call out your name. Because it isn’t impressive if you have to call out their name, and the whole point is to impress. Others as much as yourself.

And you would do anything. Say anything. Drink anything for that fleeting moment of attention from someone of a higher station. Your Cinderella Complex kicks into overdrive.

And what if that opportunity for snobbish release never comes. What if you have to go home without that moment. That opportunity.

And just imagine you are a minor league elected official with an insatiable narcissistic complex that missed the opportunity to be seen and photographed with someone that will increase your sense of self worth. Do you go home and pine?

No. You Photoshop! God bless technology!

Or you have your friends Photoshop you into the limelight.

But isn’t that wrong? Deceitful? Downright dishonest?

Of course it is. But no one will know, right? And even if they did, they would remain silence. The Sisterhood of the Pretentious Princesses sticks together, right?

Hell yea!

They will go to bat for you. They will lash out at the evil (but rational) Prince of Reality that calls you out. That exposes you as a fraud. That pops your bubble.

But they will pretend that you are important, won’t they?

Of course they will. How dare the Dark Prince besmirch your reputation with a pack of truths! The evil bastard!

This is your fantasy world after all.

(Ok. Here comes the advice part.)

Get over yourselves. You screwed up. You were called out.

You were busted like the time your parents came home earlier than expected and caught you with the boy they threatened to kill if you ever saw him again.

Pull your pants back up. Button your blouse and admit you were caught up in a fantasy that you didn’t want to end.

And promise you will never do it again. Swear your reputation matters, knowing that it was lost long ago.

And for God’s sake, be superficial. It is what you are good at. You don’t have to pretend to be superficial. You are superficial.

Own it. Live it. Learn to love it. and know you are a great source of amusement for those around you.

Love – The Dark Prince of Reality.


About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

7 Responses to “Ode to the Hanover Republican Women’s Club”

  1. Mr. Green Jeans says:

    The in ability to recognize right from wrong by Republican apologists in Hanover like Supervisor Wayne Hazzard, GOP Chairwoman Nancy Russell, and HRWC former Chairwoman Liza Bradford who spoke out in support of the FORGERY and the perpetrators is revealing about the lack of a moral compass in the Hanover GOP leadership.

    There is a long list of BAD Republican behavior in Hanover County- former Ashland Supervisor Tim Ernst removed from his position for conflict of interest violations, Supervisor Buckey Stanley was convicted for income tax evasion, Judge Rick Alderman lost his circuit court appointment due to his DUI and weapons charges.

    When Republicans violate the public trust, you don’t move the morality line to redefine unethical actions as acceptable. You call the behavior BAD and you don’t continue to support them and VOTE them into leadership positions. As Christians we forgive, but we don’t condone it.

    The PHOTO was a FORGERY and it was WRONG. We have an entire Republican organization in the HRWC that missed this lesson in Sunday School.

  2. Mr. Green Jeans says:

    Readers of VA Right who want to read all about Hanover County’s long history with ethics problems should scroll through 2003 at the bottom of the link below- read it all here:

  3. Mr. Green Jeans says:

    The perpetrator of the Forgery is a lobbyist for the NFIB according to her FB page and has told the sisterhood in the HRWC Sorority that she is running for Cold Harbor Supervisor to replace retiring Supervisor Elton Wade ( you know $40.25 an hour School Crossing Guard Elton Wade and “do over my vote” so I can get that Subdivision passsed in Chickahominy for Ms. Kelly Wiecek- that Elton Wade.

    Mr. White you have done the citizens of Hanover and Cold Harbor where I reside a real service by exposing this candidate before she runs as a “Conservative Republican” in November.

    Are you reading this Julie Coggsdale and Delegate Chris Peace? and your Hanover Way friends?

    We don’t want another supervisor who is going to reappoint your wife Ashley Peace on the Planning Commission for your developer/donor class and reappoint former IRS agent Norman Sulser on the School Board redistricting Hanover Schools and background checking and fingerprinting the volunteer MOMS on the PTA.

    Mr. and Mrs. Green Jeans
    Old Church

  4. Robert Shannon

    All right, everybody sing along ” oh where oh where have my TEA Party signs gone, oh where, oh where might they be”

    Who reads the newspaper, who reads this blog ? It is singing to the choir, is it not ? How about these philosophical frauds get called out by the signs exposing their fraud to thousands of drivers passing them each day ?You know the way we did in 2010 and 2013 when we messaged the signs with some “MEAT”,

    I drove past one yesterday with a Christmas message on it and almost had to pull over and throw up.

    Bob Shannon

  5. Disgusted

    Our supervisors do nothing except pad their pockets, appoint their friends to positions to help them pad their pockets, rape the citizens of Hanover, and bring humiliation and ridicule to Hanover and to themselves. We elected a bunch of numbnuts, who promised us the holy grail, lower taxes, smaller government, and so on. And, like many republicants, when elected, they become demorats. Always looking for more tax money to spend, always looking to make a buck for themselves, always looking for a way to screw the taxpayer.

    Ask Angela, who is a demorat in everything but name, having become so politically correct except when it comes to things like photoshop. She was such a Cantor supporter, they all were. I never saw one that didn’t have a Cantor sticker, kissing up to the king, trying to grab their crumbs, until the dynasty came to an end.

    Ask Wayne, who is talking a meals tax for Hanover, because he’s always for more money to spend for his developer friends, if not for himself, and screw the taxpayers. He talked big during the campaign and, like a wet firecracker, wound up fizzling out once elected.

    They are all like that. Its time to clean house.

  6. tricia stall

    Thank you for exposing darkness, actions and thought, of those involved in opposing Liberty, individual sovereignty, and biblical principles to live by in Hanover. Now I understand why Saxman supported “transportation tax” for the Chamber of Commerce! Socialism. And his wife work for the evil PDC , Regional Gov’t entities! This breech of trust should bother one’s conscience enough to repent! It becomes more and more apparent that MANY need to attend “Reason for Hope, Restoration of Biblical Principles to Education and Government” conf., Feb. 11 &12, Founders Inn, VA Beach, ”Ā 

  7. Mr. Green Jeans says:

    There is an old saying “You are judged by the company you keep.”

    After Mr. White has exposed the VFRW previously on VA Right by outing VFRW President Linda Bartlett and her nasty statements calling Conservative Republican Congressional Primary winner Dave Brat an “Obama Democrat” and now this Public Relations Disaster for the Hanover Republican Women’s committee of Forgers and Liars, sit back and watch the 2015 election cycle in Hanover as the entire Republican Board of Supervisors is now up for re-election as well as the State Senators, Delegates, and constitutional officers and see if they accept donations from the HRWC.
    This infamous event was, after all, a Fundraiser.


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