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Wiener Week In New York – Oscar and Anthony Expose Their Packages

What a week for wiener lovers in New York. First, Oscar Mayer proudly displayed their new, larger Wiener-mobile in New York this week. Beaming with pride at the massive size of their latest tool of the trade, Oscar Mayer big shots proudly posed for cameras beaming with pride and satisfaction at the results of their latest handiwork. Women blushed and men admired the sight.

Not to be outdone, the aptly named New York Democrat Anthony Wiener exposed a beefy frank of his own this week, although this Wiener denies having exposed himself and blamed it on the Hamburgeler and a vast right wing conspiracy. The problem is, those tooth pick sized bird legs are a perfect match to the pencil neck that comes standard on this Wiener. Apparently, the 21 year old college student Gennette Nicole Cordova who received the picture directly from the Democratic Congressman’s account was not impressed. Of course, Congressman Wiener denies responsibility, but what do you expect from a Democrat? Honesty? Responsibility? Good Judgement? Not on this Wiener’s watch.

But we do understand that Ms. Cordova visited the Wiener-mobile and had a wiener with everything while listening to the ZZ Top classic “Tube Snake Booggie” on her iPod.

There are unconfirmed reports that the also aptly named and distant relative Democratic Congressman Barney Frank sent Wiener a message that they should throw a Franks and Wieners Fund Raiser. Personally, I think they are all a few beans short of a picnic.


About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

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