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Will Michelle Obama ‘Stand by her man’ and Blame ‘Vast Right Wing Conspiracy’ Like Hillary?

Vera Baker - Obama Mistress - tries on Monica's smoking blue dress

Vera Baker - Obama Mistress - tries on Monica's smoking blue dress

It seems that President Obama has a lot more in common with Bill Clinton than just the fact that they are both Black American Presidents. It looks like an overactive libido in combination with, let’s just say, not quite model material wives is more than these strong supporters of women’s rights can control.

It is a bit ironic that President Obama can be against drilling in the ocean, yet favor drilling in a cheesy Washington D.C. motel. And I swear, if the surveillance tape shows O’man walking out of the motel smoking a Cuban with a smile on his face, I am going to to declare a National Day of Déjà vu all over again.

So, right now we are at phase one: ignore. Remember when Clinton tried this? The press said ‘hell no’ and relentlessly hounded him. But the press was not so much in Clinton’s pocket as they are in Obama’s pocket now.

Then came phase two: deny. “It never happened” croaked the first sax player. “I never had sexual relations with that woman.” I would imagine Obama’s denial will be less lawerly and more Ghetto, something like “I didn’t do the b#@ch”.

Phase three: Blame Others. Ok, this is the point where Hillary started going on all the talk shows and sang her best “Stand by your man” imitation of the old Tammy Wynette hit. It should be noted that John Edwards wife went through the same stages, and even sang the same song, but since Edwards is no longer a Tar Heel and has been demoted to plain Heel, with no political future, wife Elizabeth Edwards added another Tammy Wynette hit to her repertoire – D.I.V.O.R.C.E. She can always take the only thing he has left – his money. Ok, he still has his hair and she may be unable to get that.

So, when we get to phase three, assuming the Chicago Political Mob is unable to put the toothpaste back in the tube, what will Michelle do? (Please, no WWMD bumper stickers!) Which Tammy Wynette song will she sing?

This is a big Fu#%ing CHEAT!

This is a big Fu#%ing CHEAT!

For the answer, we must look at other high profile cheaters.

Why did Hillary stay? First of all, staying with Bill was a far more drastic punishment than leaving him. Hillary could not stand the thought of seeing Bill escorted to State dinners by big haired bimbos in blue dresses that were younger than Chelsea. But the main reason Hillary had to stay was her fear of becoming a nobody. And face it, she had no skills, no looks and no money. Bill was not that wealthy back then. And the woman can’t even keep up with her legal billing if she were to go back to being a bad lawyer. Her only shot was to let Bill off the hook.

Elizabeth Edwards was in the same position as Hillary. And she decided to take the same route at first, but since John is no longer welcomed at parties, Elizabeth decided to go one song further. Unfortunately, her cancer returned, and she decided to spend her remaining time with those that really love her, so she kicked hubby John to the curb.

Elin Woods - Smokin'

Elin Woods - Smokin'

Now a third high profile example, Tiger Woods, has an interesting twist. Wood’s wife, Elin Nordegren, was a top model. She has money, looks and one of the best cases for divorce ever seen. And she is hot! She went directly to the Tammy Wynette flip side – D.I.V.O.R.C.E. and is writing her own tune – A.L.I.M.O.N.Y. (121 women – Really?)

Which brings us to Michelle Obama. Despite the press fawning over her outfits and “muscular” arms, all that can be said of Michelle is “baby need a sugar Daddy”. Everything she has or ever will have dribbles down from Barack. Should she dump him, don’t look for much money. Like Clinton, he is not a wealthy man. (Unless you use Obama’s measure of wealth.) But Michelle is now used to the “good” life – lobster and caviar, large entourage of staffers paid to adore her, jetting to any place she wishes to see – far too much to give up just because her husband is a womanizer.

So, Michelle Obama will play the victim, eventually. She will be portrayed as the rock in their marriage and such a selfless and righteous woman for helping Barry overcome his sexual addiction. Ironic, since we all know it’s the greedy bitch in her that will make her stay and forgive “for the children”, the Democrat’s favorite prop.

And in a couple of dozen years, when the country forgets the awful Obama years and finally elects another Democrat to occupy the White House, we will see Michelle Obama given an important job for which she has no experience (a la Hillary) and then marginalized by another philandering, cheating Democrat.

Ahh, the circle of life in the Democratic Party.

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

4 Responses to “Will Michelle Obama ‘Stand by her man’ and Blame ‘Vast Right Wing Conspiracy’ Like Hillary?”

  1. Will White says:

    If this turns out to be true what a gift for 2012 it would be.

  2. Alida Larin says:

    For an extended time, Tiger Woods was certainly one of my heroes. He epitomized brilliance. Okay, I’m not excellent, however, if a heroic public figure is seen to be so tarnished, it does take the hero out of heroism. Just about all one has left is “-ism” — idiot, dumb, moron. Is he an awesome golfer? Without a doubt he is. Probably he’ll always be thought to be one of the best of them all.

  3. In the beginning just remember it was darked and then someone smiled! try this:

    Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes. 🙂


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Tom White Says:

Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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