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Pat Robertson To Be Named Morality Czar In Virginia

Governor Elect McDonnell

Governor Elect McDonnell

Governor elect Bob McDonnell has decided to take his cue from the Obama Administration and name Czars to rule over Virginia. The first Virginia Czar to be named is reportedly Pat Robertson as Morality Czar.

McDonnell will start an email list to report anyone in need of moral guidance. If Robertson’s department determines the emails are correct, his department will have the authority to instruct the miscreants in the Christian faith. Of course the option to spend 5 years in jail will be offered as an alternative.

The free speech Czar, Glenn Beck, will decide what is appropriate for Radio and Television broadcasts in the Commonwealth.

The Diversity Czar, Virgin Goode is planning to appoint a number of regional deputies to implement Goode’s Acceptable Diversity Plan.

And in the spirit of bipartisanship, Creigh Deeds will become the first Thesis Czar.

Of course this is a complete fabrication. But in reading some of the more partisan lefty blogs (we all know who they are), the hysterical blathering from the losing side is quite comical. The hand wringing, gnashing of teeth and clickity click of tear soaked keys is worthy of an Emmy.

Bob McDonnell and Ken Cuccinelli held a recent conference call with around 3,000 supporters and reiterated his commitment to Jobs, Transportation and keeping taxes at current levels. They both asked their supporters to hold their feet to the fire on their campaign promises. These were not empty words to get elected. They are an honest plan for moving Virginia forward and making the best of what this Commonwealth has to offer, be it people, energy or know how.

Me thinks the lefty blogs do protest too much. To paraphrase the TV show Burn Notice “You know lefty blogs. A bunch of bitchy little girls.”

Just sit back and learn how the State should be run. Kaine has left a big mess to clean up. It will take some pain to fix things and put the budget back in the realm of reality. But the Commonwealth elected the best candidates to get the job done.

And it was a landslide.

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

3 Responses to “Pat Robertson To Be Named Morality Czar In Virginia”

  1. Burn Notice is one hell of a great tv series, i love spy movies and tv series like this one.:`”

  2. Faith Foster says:

    i love gabrielle anwar on Burn Notice, she is a great leading lady;:~


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Tom White Says:

Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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