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Senator Janet Howell ‘Rectal Avenger’

Look, up in the sky!”

“It’s a Bird!”

“It’s a Plane!”

“It’s Virginia Senator Janet Howell the Punitive Proctologist!”

The venomous vixen of  villainy. The viper of vindictiveness.

The Rectal Avenger rides again!

Virginia Senator Janet Howell, Madam of  misogyny has taken the Virginia Senate to new depths of digital rectal depravity!

No longer to able to block legislation with a single “I said so” the Female Fairfax Fruitcake in a Frock has introduced an amendment to “SB 484 – Abortion: Informed Consent” that would require a punitive prostate exam for any man seeking treatment for “erectile dysfunction” as retribution for having a woman actually view an ultrasound image of the baby they were intent on aborting. And apparently, that was not enough for the Rectal Avenger, the man would also be required to perform a stress test. The bill was not clear on whether the two procedures would be required simultaneously, but I would imagine it would be difficult to run on a treadmill with a doctor’s digits in one’s derriere.

Of course this type of “back door” legislation opens the possibility of other potential punishments by an overreaching legislative body.

Malicious Mammograms immediately pop to mind.

And could Correctional Colonoscopy be far behind?

And did it occur to Howell that men with “E.D.” were unlikely the insidious inseminatior she seeks to punish?

Killing a child is an abysmal thing to do. These idiots on the left that have worked to trivialize abortion also trivialize humanity in the process. Regret and remorse after killing a baby is commonplace. Abortion has destroyed the lives of not only the woman having the abortion and the child she kills, but others as well. An ultrasound is a good way to make sure the woman has all the information to make the decision between being a Mom and being a Murderer.

It is really too bad that the voters in Fairfax didn’t tell Janet Howell “up yours” the last election and put someone in office that has half a brain.

Although with people like Janet Howell, I would imagine a Proctologist would be required to perform an EEG to find out of she has a brain at all!

About Tom White

Tom is a US Navy Veteran, owns an Insurance Agency and is currently an IT Manager for a Virginia Distributor. He has been published in American Thinker, currently writes for the Richmond Examiner as well as Virginia Right! Blog. Tom lives in Hanover County, Va and is involved in politics at every level and is a Recovering Republican who has finally had enough of the War on Conservatives in progress with the Leadership of the GOP on a National Level.

17 Responses to “Senator Janet Howell ‘Rectal Avenger’”

  1. Light Horse says:

    Janet Howell will end up the butt of many jokes.

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  3. susan says:

    Janet Howell is just looking out for the health of these men. They may be creating a new child, and they should be around to raise him/her, not dead from heart or prostate disease.

  4. Yes, you says:


  5. givemerights says:

    You're missing her point completely. She wanted to add a ridiculous rider such that the GOP would see the overly invasive nature of this bill – haven't you all heard of the constitution? While it may sound extreme, forcing a woman to have a transvaginal ultrasound is forcing her to have an object inserted into her without her consent. That meets the legal definition of rape. And just because your morality compels you to does not mean you should have a state sanctioned form of rape for women who don't fit into your ideological constructs.


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Tom White Says:

Nothing is more conservative than a republican wanting to get their majority back. And nothing is more liberal than a republican WITH a majority.

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